reaill: yeffyaboyuice: manwaifu: >:I
when america hosts the olympics
oprah: YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR BECAUSE YOU ALL GET A GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!!!
Just that boost of happiness you need. oh shit I actually laugh like this
how the fuck
badabingitsben: Do you make friends/find people to hang out with OUTSIDE your home when you were one of the quiet ones all throughout high school? I actually wanna be around people now and I have no clue fucking how to find people to do so with. oh ben I faced this problem too All you have to do is make a sign, right and you stand in the rain and on your sign it says “I suck dick...
piss-piglet: people think of me when they see dead carcasses ME TOO OMG
hoganlenderson: i actually get irrationally irritated that 50 Cent has a cologne and it’s not called “50 Scent”
Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there’s the superhero and there’s...– Bill, the titular character from Kill Bill on Superman. (via nakuls42)
I feel like semantically there are a lot of different flavors of “oh shit...– Lauren, on feelings