July 2012
reaill:
yeffyaboyuice:
manwaifu:
>:I
when america hosts the olympics
oprah: YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR BECAUSE YOU ALL GET A GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!!!
Watch
Just that boost of happiness you need.
oh shit I actually laugh like this
how the fuck
badabingitsben:
Do you make friends/find people to hang out with OUTSIDE your home when you were one of the quiet ones all throughout high school? I actually wanna be around people now and I have no clue fucking how to find people to do so with.
oh ben I faced this problem too
All you have to do is make a sign, right
and you stand in the rain
and on your sign it says “I suck dick...
piss-piglet:
people think of me when they see dead carcasses
ME TOO OMG
hoganlenderson:
i actually get irrationally irritated that 50 Cent has a cologne and it’s not called “50 Scent”
“Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there’s the superhero and there’s...”
– Bill, the titular character from Kill Bill on Superman. (via nakuls42)
“I feel like semantically there are a lot of different flavors of “oh shit...”
– Lauren, on feelings
