May 2011
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Cake
Cori : it'd be easy to hide from me
Cori: am I dumb?
Ellie: uhh
Ellie : (^)
Lauren : ye
Lauren : s
Cori : CAKE IS NOT AN ANSWER, ELLIE
Lauren: HOW IS THAT CAKE
Cori: LOOK ME IN THE EYES
Cori: dude
Lauren: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Cori: how is that not cake
Lauren: how the fuck
Lauren : oh wait is it an emoticon
Lauren : I have those turned off
Cori: yes
Lauren : LMFAO
May 31st
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May 30th
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Art History: Alphonse Mucha (Part One)
unicornbusiness: sweetappletea: wetbehindthears: THIS. WHOLE. POST. I JUST HAD A MUCHA-GASM
May 30th
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May 30th
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Chessmaster
C: "And you're just going to shit in his mouth"
L: "Uh...I am not a coprophiliac and neither is he"
C: "That's why you're going to shit in his mouth, because he won't like it"
L: "Your strategy is uh...less than elegant here"
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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“She would have been a good woman, if it had been somebody there to shoot her...”
– Flannery O’Connor A Good Man is Hard to Find (via callmewatson)
May 28th
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Lauren: I want to go see a late movie some time this summer
Cori: alright
Lauren: well not necessarily with you
Cori: >:\
Lauren: LMFAO
[THE FULL TEXT]
Lauren : I want to go see a late movie some time this summer
Cori : alright
Lauren : well not necessarily with you
Cori : >:\
Lauren : LMFAO
Lauren : no I mean like
Lauren : we don't have to
Lauren : we can
Lauren : I was just saying I want to
Lauren : your skin looks really bad in this light
May 28th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 23rd
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WatchWatch
sixohthree: Missing cat finds owner during interview (via cnn) when she was like “I have everything in the world” I was like GLORIOUS TEARS OF WONDER
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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My dad may have been my mom's Clark Kent, but to...
May 22nd
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All of my friends are in the cutest relationships...
LMFAO OH GOD THIS IS ME Except replace “friends” with “family” because we all da single ladiez EXCEPT FOR ANNA, THAT BITCH
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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And suddenly, I feel hollow and lost.
May 21st
Cori : holy fuck where in holy hell is my comic
Cori : why can't I find it
Cori : oh my shit
Lauren : in your butt?
Lauren : is it in your butt
Cori : no
Lauren : it could be in there
Lauren : AND FOR A SECOND, YOU BELIEVED
Cori : lauren shutup
Lauren : laughing so hard right now
May 21st
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WHY DID I EVER THINK STAYING UP ALL NIGHT AND...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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Picking stuff out of my teeth/ears/nose/eyes is so...
May 19th
Why did I divide sin by tan?
jakefails: Just cos. bahahah!
May 19th
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May 19th
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Protein flaws responsible for complex life, study... →
ohyeahdevelopmentalbiology: Tiny structural errors in proteins may have been responsible for changes that sparked complex life, researchers say. A comparison of proteins across 36 modern species suggests that protein flaws called “dehydrons” may have made proteins less stable in water. This would have made them more adhesive and more likely to end up working together, building up complex...
May 19th
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May 19th
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"Oh god it's an alien with six nipples. Lauren, what would you do if you had six nipples?"
"[inane spitting and giggling]"
"What"
"I'D PUT MY BABIES ON THE HALF TIT"
"Lauren I like you better this way"
"Why"
"Because you're more fun"
May 18th
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May 18th
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[6:25:47 PM] Lauren  : I LOVE MY FRIENDS [6:25:55 PM] Cori : what [6:26:14 PM] Lauren  : I LOVE YOU PEOPLE [6:26:17 PM] Lauren  : ALL OF YOU PEOPLE [6:26:19 PM] Lauren : SUCH GOOD PEOPLE [6:26:20 PM] Cori : okay
May 18th
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