NO FUCKING FUCKS
can ever be given. No fucks.
- Lauren: jesus christ [DUDE] TRAVEL ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH ME BY TRAIN HOPPING ILLEGALLY
- Lauren: holy shit
- Lauren: I don't know if I like that better or riding in an car better
- Lauren: it's certainly cheaper
- Me: lol
- Lauren: but very much less legal
- Lauren: and more dangerous
- Me: yeahhh potential felony there
- Lauren: but with all the money i'd save on gas and a car
- Lauren: I could pay bail
that if all of my academic/vagabond efforts in life fail, I am going to open up a legal brothel/cat shelter. It can be like a regular cat shelter but I’ll own a tiger and you’ll have to pass a certain level of acceptability to be able to adopt a cat and once you prove that you can also purchase other more…discreet services.
OH MAN AND IT CAN BE LIKE EACH GIRL CAN OWN A FEW CATS SO MAYBE SHE (hey I’d employ willing/able males as well) COULD NAME THE PRICE AND INTERVIEW PROSPECTIVE CLIENTS AND STUFF.
Man this is the best idea. Feather boas all around.